7/10/2006

When Life Hands You Lemons....

I hate the saying when "Life hands you lemons, make lemonade" it pissed me off to hear it in a time of stress.Life handed me a pile of shit, what then shall I do with that? I suppose manure is meant to be a geat fertilizer for the soul...somehow...in someway...If you have any suggestions for a pile of shit...please let me know.

8 comments:

happy and blue 2 said...

You could fling it over the fence into the neighbors yard. That's what I used to do when I had a dog..

And don't forget to be thankful. Kids in poor countries don't even have poop. Or something like that..

schaumi said...

Mail it care of delivery to your evil landlord? Or secretly deposit it infront of his doorstep so that first thing in the morning when he sleepily opens that door while scratching his crotch to get the morning paper he steps in it.

or you could just go ahead and wallow in pity. there is nothing wrong with that. sometimes that is exactly what we need to do for a while until we can regroup and tackle the crap that life sometimes doles out in large doses.

X. Dell said...

Nothing wrong with shit. Helps things grow. The trick is, you have to spread it around.

I had a friend who liked to say, "If life gives you rotten lemons, make rotten lemonade."

Rainypete said...

Rent a steamshovel.

Lady Lux said...

A pile of shit can be dumped in a manhole...I once saw an idiot do that.

schaumi said...

I'm so hoping that you are healing, experiencing less pain on a daily basis and that the house situation stuff is falling in place. That's my hope for you.

Gary said...

Plant lemon trees and ferlilize them with it. :)

X. Dell said...

Howdy, Heidi. How ya' doin?