Woooooooooohooooooooooooooooo Happy Birthday to Me, happy birthday to me.
I was pretty happy about this, untill the fleeting thought went through my brain that in order for me to have exsistance on this earth, my parents first must have had sexual intercourse. Gross. Then after that my mother was to squeeze me out of the unmentionable parts of her body. GrossER.
More blogs later, but I must go out this evening so I can give you tales of the hungover Heidi at work tommorrow.
The Almighty Birthday Girl.