What Heidi’s Aliens Think Of Re-incarnation?
So last night I am watching a show on Tibet, and it's most famous hidden text (later found thus the tv show duh..) “The Tibetan Book of the Dead”. It explains the process of death and rebirth. These are ancient stories, past down (and belived to prepare oneself for death, as the tv show honest to goodness said “Tibetans believed that death was imminent”
Hmmm..so..that means..we are ALL going to die?
Anyways, it was meant to prepare oneself..for death, and the Tibetans do not fear death as so many of us might. It speaks of seeing the “light” and walking into it. Then one experiences a sort of sensual temptation. Kewl.
99.9 percent of men would not pass the first level. ..this is just me talking here. Thus..be prepared, you’re in my only option in the Tibetian way is:
1. Hell or 2. Coming back to earth as an animal.
Now when I heard the animal part, I had to laugh. I looked at Cosmo and Winston snoring on my bed I thought, “Wow..what a hard life..They eat, sleep, shed, a lot, and right now they are both belly up wanting some loving and some good scratching”
Yeah, they must have been really bad formerly as humans…to live such a posh life.
Although I, my dad’s cat…is really Satan, seriously if anyone was a serial killer in this life, and came back as a cat, it is at my dad’s house. Come to think of it,maybe that is the fact for all cats….hmmmmm
Ok back to the program. If you pass the temptation then you go through some hallucinations, you meat death, and finally if you make it through all the “tests” along the way..well..you win.
You can come back as a god, or the ultimate gift is to come back to live as a human to learn suffering.
Now I don’t know about you, but suffering ain’t my thing. I kinda want to come back to something..with fluff and a bmw…screw suffering!
The ultimate gift is..you get to pick your own parents..but get this, it is a the moment of conception, so you actually get to pick your parents while they are doing the nasty.
EWWW….i WOULD RUN OUT OF THE ROOM SCREAMING LET ME BE A GOD< LET ME BE A GOD!!!
Well, I hope at least the story made you smile.
My thoughts on 11/18/2008